Carter has:
1. fallen off the front of the chair and knocked the back of his head on the way down, which resulted in a nasty bruise across the base of his head.
2. creamed out on the concrete, biting his top lip on impact. So now he has two teeth marks above his lip, which makes his lips super juicy looking.
3. come to me crying after a mystery accident. The damage is a skinned up nose and a bruise above his right eye.
Mandie has:
1. had a dream that my widowed mother married a sugar daddy and didn't bother to tell her daughters about the wedding.
2. had a dream that one of my close family member's husband wanted a separation.
3. had a dream that I had a terminal illness that made all my teeth fall out.
Abby has:
1. Got bitten by a bug on her eyelid and the side of her face, which caused an allergic reaction and puffed up her eyelid to the size of a golf ball.
What in the world is going on around here?!
Saturday, October 04, 2008
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7 comments:
those sound like crazy pregnancy dreams...just kidding. hope your kids don't bang themselves up too much. we know what that is like around here.
The close family member wasn't ME was it????
If it makes you feel any better Ben fell off Mom's couch and smacked his head on the coffee table and bled on my white shirt tonight!
Are you pregnant? That could explain the dreams. As for the accidents, don't worry It sounds par for the course for that age group. The girls have done every one that you mentioned at least once.
Okay, Mandie, I've not dreamed much lately, so I guess you're stealing my crazy dreams! Better you than me! Will you tell which family member you dreamed about?
And if it makes you feel better, Tommy has a cut on the bridge of his nose, in between his eyes, and Eddie found a very hard sword and whacked Tommy on the cheek giving him a huge bruise on the cheek, he has a scrape on his chin where he fell at school, AND he backed into the corner of the desk in the office giving him a nasty, red, raised mark all the way across his back! I hope your kids heal quickly so you don't have to explain all the injuries!
Wow, sounds like you all need to stay in a padded room for a few days. Hope everything gets better quickly!
OK Mandie, I dreamed that the police chief and fire chief (both mild-mannered, wonderful gentlemen) were trying to kill me and my sister, Connie, so we had to escape to the Pickerings and hide out.
I do not have a sugar daddy and do not even know where to look for one. Sorry! No! I am not sorry!
Are you pregnant? jajaja. As far as the other travesties in your life, I would say that your kids either need to be pinned to the floor or you just need to keep writing about their mifs so that the rest of us can keep chuckling.
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